The Destroyer!!

Ok people this is the 4th generation PC which i will be getting soon ...
After destroying our laptop for the million time now .. 1st i broke my LCD with my sweet soft thumb :) and now The charging adaptor fat7a is burned "i wonder if its me " .. :) and before all that the sweet notebook laptop had a delicious shower with my sister's _in law_ Coffee :) ... Enjoy the new generation PC's no coffee will confuse it nor strong thumbs to break its screen. But what about the power? would it still be damaged!