Need a laugh? #1

Need a laugh is an intresting issue from readers digest, made my dark day brighter ... I loved to share it with you specially after you brightened up your smile.

Funniest One-Liners

from my babe : "Time's fun when you're having flies" KERMIT THE FROG

'A guy knows he's in love when he loses intrerest in his car for a couple of days" Tim Allen.

"Women don't want to hear what you think . Women want to hear what they think in a deeper VOICE" Bill Cosby

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest" Roseanne Barr

"A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it" Bob Hope

"I don't consider my self bald. I'm simply taller than my hair" Thom Sharp

"You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish" Jerry Seinfeld

"Housework wont kill you, but why take a chance?" Phyllis Diller

"If god meant us to be naked, he would have made our skin fit better" Maureen Murphy

"Why do they call is rush hour when nothing moves?" Robin Williams

"If mini-marts are open 365 days a year,24hours a day and 7 days a week, why do the doors have locks on them?" GALLAGHER